All LBJ, all the time

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Talk:Lyndon_B._Johnson

• Ford's economics are the worst thing that's happened to this country since pantyhose ruined finger-fucking.
  • As quoted in Fuck (2005)

• Frank, are you trying to fuck me? [...] your boys just shat on the American flag.
  • To CBS president Frank Wise, after watching a CBS news account of U.S. Marines torching a Vietnamese village.